Hey, it's been a while since I posted manips! FIXED THAT FOR YOU. ME. WHATEVER. HI! I AM BUSY MAKING PULSATING HEARTEYES AT harborshore'S BIG BANG BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, IT HAS LYN-Z BEING BADASS AND HOT AND IDK, I KIND OF WANT TO BANG IT. HAHA, BANG! /o\ I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY FINISHED READING IT YET, BUT I WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING WHEN IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FIC BABY OF AWESOME AND IT WAS UNDERAGE THEN, YOU CAN'T BANG UNDERAGE BIG BANGS! ♥__♥

ALSO ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ impertinence'S FUCKING ADORABLE MONSTERS INC. FIC IS A MORON. WHY U SO DUMB! IT IS AMAZING! I WANT TO LIVE IN PATRICK'S HAIRY ARMPIT! uh.

( anyways, manips, cliiiiiiicky! )
:DDDDD

Oh. I can't remember if I brushed my teeth? :( feels kinda like I did, but also kinda not? damn you garlic :(

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA MY RADIATOR IS LEAKING AND I'M OUTTA ASTHMA MEDS AND OH MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. Whatever! Steampunk! Idk, logic is not my strong suit.

( Steampunk and Absinthe, o-hoho! )

Uh. Have a hugely accurate and scientifically produced computazoidimorhipication of Gerard and Lyn-z's babby? BECAUSE I HAVE GONE INSANE. DISCLAIMER: DON'T CLICK THE CUT.

( IDEK, OKAY. )

( Blah blah books! )

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

( Six icons from harborshore! Onwards to the incoherent ramblings! )

In other news I can't find my asthma meds so don't be surprised if I die a little? :(

OH AND HERE HAVE FIVE ZILLION VARIATIONS OF ASHLEE WITH SHORT HAIR!
( PROCRASTINATING WHO'S PROCRASTINATING I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING NO SIR OKAY YES I AM )

ASHLEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLDING BABYBABYBABY AND TELLING YOUR HUSBAND HOW ADORABLE HE IS. I AM DYING. I CANNOT CONTAIN THE JOY IN MY HEART, IT'S GOING TO BEAM OUT OF MY BODY AND KNOCK OVER INNOCENT BYSTANDERS AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. FUCK TWITTER ;__;

(  IN OTHER NEWS MANIPS. Accidentally giant ones. )

I thought it was kind of unfair that I kept making the dudes into ladies...ALSO I AM A FEMINIST AND NOT IN ANY WAY DRIVEN BY MY PELVIC AREA. Hey, there's no rule against multitasking, right!

( Don't hate me, Vicky-T! Don't report me to PETA, Greta! Uh. Wat? )

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND GO LOOK AT THIS! harborshore IS THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN BEING EVER AND I LOVE HER AND SO SHOULD YOU! BECAUSE AWESOME. SHE WROTE ME CROSSDRESSING! PROTIP: FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART, MAKE DUDES WEAR LADYSKIRTS.

( SOME VISUALS TO HELP YOU VISUALIZE :D? )

Uh, a loooooooong while ago I yelled about making disney manips (there was even a poll!), and then I kinda forgot about it because idk, my attention span is ridic. Anyways, I finished one and kinda liked how it turned out, and I don't feel like waiting until I'm happy with the rest of them to post, so. :D?

( Have a Patrick! Also a bonus Greta! (Warning for bigass images!) )

If you add up the word count for all of my coursework this semester, you get 23.000 words (That is not including the 1500 a week I'm supposed to do). TWENTY. THREE. THOUSAND. WORDS. All of these assignments (except one) are due within three days of each other. IT'S A GOOD THING I NEVER START ANYTHING IN THE LAST MINUTE, HUH. THAT IS SARCASM. I AM GOING TO DIE. OR DROP OUT. OR FAIL. FAIL TERRIBLY. THE POETRY PROFESSOR WILL LOOK AT ME WITH HIS BEADY EYES LIKE HE CAN SEE MY SOUL AND ALSO LIKE HE KNOWS THAT SOMETIMES I JUST WASH MY HAIR AND GO A WEEK WITHOUT AN ACTUAL SHOWER. WHATEVER EVERYONE DOES THAT. PROBABLY. EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE I KNOW.

Anyways, manips!

( OKAY EVEN I THINK THIS IS DISTURBING. CLICK ANYWAY, GABE IS WEARING LIPSTICK. )

( VICKY-T IS HOT BUT IDEK WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. I GUESS IT LOOKED GOOD ON PATRICK AND PETE? MY FASHION SENSE GOT CONFUSED? SINCE WHEN IS CELIBACY HOT, I ASK YOU. )

...uh. :D?

In addition to this, I give you: ( MISSING MERLIN CAST \o/ ) :D?

1. I am hungry and it's 3 AM. Trying to decide if I should get toast or let that baby wolf chew through my stomach. Ugh, sleeping habits, why so shitty?

2. Thinking about changing my default icon to this one here on this post. RADICAL I KNOW. I love the one I have, but I'm getting a little tired of it. THIS PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE A BIG ISSUE FOR ME BUT HELLO. I AM CRAZY.

3. ( RIDE THAT UNICORN, MIKEYWAY )

( Warning for creepy mpreg, hide your children and poke people with sticks! I mean. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES )

Also completely unrelated to mpreg (I hope) Helena says to tell you all that THERE HAVE BEEN SEVEN LEFT HANDED PRESIDENTS OKAY. POSSIBLY EIGHT. THIS IS IMPORTANT IN SOME WAY. Also Jack the Ripper (I TRUFAX JUST TYPED JACK THE RIPPED. MAAAAAN. THAT'S SO WRONG, FREUD, SO WRONG.) and Boston Strangler and and and. OBAMA IS NOT ALONE IN HIS LEFT HANDEDNESS.

Got two, maybe three hours of sleep, turned in two essays, now have to write another one and re-write a draft of a shitty play. Missed the fact that yesterday was mother's birthday, didn't call, now feel horrible guilt of death. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE MY LIFE. COCONUTS. ;__;

Anyway, ( LEA YOU ASKED FOR IT :D? )

I am now going to attempt to shut the fuck up and not spam up your flists with random screeches about how hard my life is. Uh. Feel free to de-friend me at any time? :(

ETA OMG I AM SO FUCKING TIIIIIRED ;__________; SO SO SO SO TIRED :(((

Haiiiiiiii. I had foolishly forgotten how much stuff I have to do whenever I go back to Sweden, because my brain is really into self-preservation. There are approximately five million gazillion relatives to hang out with, homework to start chewing at, various school shows and birthday parties and gingerbread house constructions and faux Christmases to attend, and my eyes are so itchy I want to stick a fork in them and also I lost my toothbrush so I'm even grosser than usual. :(

Anyways! When I'm stressed out I obviously deal with in a mature and reasonable way, which includes watching shitty movies (Made of Honor WHAT ARE YOU ;__;) and making stupid manips. :D? Therefore I bringeth ye old school girl!Ryan? ( RYAN ROSS IS THAT A PATCHOULI ON YOUR FACE OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME (idek what a patchouli is, but it sounds like it'd go well with aubergine) )

ALSO I NEED EVERYONE'S HALP NAO PLS. Let's say I had eeeeexcellent pictures of Cinderella, Pocahontas, Peter Pan w/ Wendy and Tinkerbell, The Little Mermaid, Snow White, Aladdin and Jasmine, and King Arthur. Who in bandom should be who and where do I go to get a lobotomy? ...for science?

xhrkbhrl wanted Girl!Johnson, and as usual when I'm supposed to be studying homg halps, I went overboard and just did girlband!Cabbabies. Uhhhhh. ( Manips! PS DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE EASILY SCARRED FOR LIFE DANGER DANGER ETC )

Uh, peace out, girl power and shit! OHGOD BRB GOTTA WRITE AN ESSAY.

Once upon a time, there was a teensy weensy itty bitty tinsy winsy little girl, and she wanted to punch everything in the face. Even the things that didn't have a face! She wanted to punch the clock, and the lamp, and the goddamn motherfucking dickface essay she was supposed to write. THEREFORE SHE MADE A MANIP. ISN'T THAT A LOVELY MOTHERFUCKING STORY. :(

( idek, Gerard Way's babymama is hot )

(Sartre, why you do me like dat ;__;)

Auuuuugh, I'm so booooored! Because, uh, I refuse to do my course work. So it's a boredom tinged with light panic. Hah. Anyway! People have started putting up blinky neon reindeers in their windows, so I guess that means it's Christmas!

( LALALA CHRISTMAS MEANS GERARD IN A DRESS, OBVIOUSLY )