Title: The Milky Way Wasn't Named After Chocolate (Those Fuckers Keep Misspelling Your Name)
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Pete/Mikey
Summary: Popsicle porn.
A/N: Porn for loveyouallwrong. It's 4.30 AM again, and I am posting this motherfucker even though it probably really sucks. /o\ Not betaed, so if you see a mistake (or five million) just poke me, okay?
( Popsicle porn ahoy! )

Title: Our Love is Like a White Steed Equipped With An Ivory Penis Symbol Atop Its Head
Pairing: Frank/Mikey
Rating: PG-13? Man, that's a little sad.
Summary: Highly self-indulgent High School AU. In which Frank and Mikey are best friends who secretly want to tattoo each other's names on their butts and adopt Cambodian kittens, but none of them know the feeling is mutual until Frank's fashion choices hit Mikey's “awwww” button. Um. Fuck off, it's my brain. I can get as cute as I want. *hides*
Disclaimer: Don't google yourself, and if you do, please don't sue. HEY THAT RHYMED.
A/N: impertinence owns my soul for the betaing. Seriously. &hearts x infinity.

( Frank is wearing the white unicorn print t-shirt his cousin Anna left in the bottom of his drawer last summer when she stayed over in his room. Fuck. )