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I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me

(the same way I think of you)

Created on 2005-05-13 07:26:12 (#7098797), last updated 2009-11-20

5,115 comments received, 5,871 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:But it's a punk unicorn!
Birthdate:1987-06-01
Location:London, United Kingdom

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absent_eye@hotmail.com
Bio

OH HAI

I’m Hanna. *tips hat* I’m bad at introductions, last time I did one there was a rant about Tibetan monkettes and goat balls, and oh man now I’m at it again! STEP AWAY FROM THE GOAT BALL ANALOGIES, SELF.

This should tell you a little bit about who I am. /o\

I’m from Sweden, but at the moment I live in London among foxes and people who unironically say things like "Jolly good!". I’m studying Creative Writing. I can’t decide if that’s ironic or not. :D?

My finger hits the CAPS LOCK key way too much, I think it’s gonna file sexual harassment charges! That bitch ain’t got no proof, neither. I LIKE SHOUTING, OKAY.

THINGS WHAT I LIKE

Baaaaandooom. Teevee. Shiny things. At the moment my soul is pining away like a little pine machine over the dorkface dudes in My Chemical Romance, because OH GOD THE BEAUTY OF DESOLATION ROW. I am also partial to them Fall Out Folie a Dudes, Panicking at the Punctuation Store, The Shut the Fuck Up Noise, and Snake Trek. Let the fact that I find that right there hilarious serve as a warning to you all. RUN. RUN WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME. RUN BEFORE I PUN! OOPS TOO LATE YOU’RE DEAD.

Also I feel that you should know that I like Serial Killers, History, The Mighty Boosh, Genderswap and Crossdressing, and lame High School Aus. I am a sap and a lamer, and I like to flail incoherently about feminism and hot people, sometimes at the same time.

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING

My fandomly contribution mostly consists of flailing madly and being a creepy stalker. I make an awful lot of creeptastic manips, which have scarred many unsuspecting people for life. What’s so scary about a pregnant dude, anyway? You should be careful with what you say around me, because if you joke about mama Way the dominatrix, odds are I will take that as a challenge. :D? :D? :D?

I try to keep my manips tag updated, so if you’re up for a little hysterical blindness and retinal scarring, hit that up! Try finding something else in my tags, you will fail, because when they were first introduced on LJ I was like "OH SWEET, ANOTHER LITTLE BOX TO RANT IN!". I never really got the point, because I am not an organized person.

Also, sometimes I write fic! Slooooowly. It doesn’t happen very often.

Other things I talk about in this journal include, but are not limited to: Blah, blah and blaaaah. It’s a lot of random mundane stuff and a bunch of whining about things nobody cares about. If you’re into that, then HELLO :D

FRIENDING

Go for it! I love new friends, and I am nice! I mean. Uh. Friend or defriend at will!

This journal is not friends only, but I have random filters that I post to randomly, because I don’t even know. I don’t try to understand these things, okay! They just happen. Also, see previously mentioned organization skills. If we talk a lot you are probably on my People Who Probably Won’t Defriend Me When I Whine Like a Baby filter, sorry!

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alicia simmons, alicia's lower lip, ashlee simpson's pregnancy boobs, ats, bandom, bandslash, brendon/spencer, buffy the vampire slayer, buffy/spike, bunny marie's many outfits, cheese, chocolate, cobra starship, creepy breathing, dean/sam, doomed love, dorkfaces, dressing like a hobo, fall out boy, fanfiction, gerard is a cupcake, gerard way, gerard/frank, gypsy-punk and cabaret, harry/draco, hating gustav wasa, joss whedon, love, lyn-z ballato, mcr wives, mikey forking toasters, mikey way's adorkable glasses, mikey way's nerdy hair, mikey/frank, mikey/pete, mocking crappy sci-fi, moulin rouge, music, my chemical romance, nc-17, nekkid boys, nekkid spikebot, ohno matt mixon ilu, panic at the disco, patrick/william wtf, pete the awesome babydaddy, pete/mikey, pete/patrick, pink dancing little bears, poetry, reading, ryan/brendon, ryan/spencer, ryro's ridiculously awesome wardrobe, sam/dean, sex, siska, slash, sparkly shit, spencer's ninja eyes, squid unicorn what? \o/, stalking awesome people, supernatural, the academy is..., the butcher's face, unicorns, vampires, william beckett, william in pink tutu, william's truthful hips, words, writing

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