I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me

absenteye @ 2009-11-03T00:03:00

2009-11-02T23:11:14Z

Sup, internets! I would like you all to know that I am now vaccinated against the flu of swines! and my arm hurts and my head hurts and also I have the most epic of all pms pains because my body is a WINNAR. Be happy that I'm not telling you about the metaphor I just thought up that was wildly incoherent, likened my body to my old moldy bra, and also held heated debates with itself.

I have no idea what I was actually going to talk about. Oh jesus my leg itches brb.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2009-10-20T18:19:06Z

Otoh I did apply for 7 jobs today. whoo :|

Here there be tophats \o/ (someone write me this fic :D?)

2009-10-20T00:27:29Z

Superior Mikeyway is superior!

Earnestly serious Gerard is seriously earnest!

Uncomfortable Pete wears a tophat and is uncomfortable!

....not to brag or anything but nrrrgh Mikeywaaaaaay.

GREEK 3x7

2009-10-13T20:30:29Z

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT THIS:

Also I usually do not make icons but here is one!

absenteye @ 2009-10-13T00:38:00

2009-10-12T22:45:48Z

HELLO LOVE ME(ME) /o\

ADSK;LFADS'L;SAFK

2009-10-06T23:18:55Z

THANKS TO BRENDON URIE I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO RYAN GOSLING'S BAND. IT IS SURPRISINGLY GOOD? ///o\\\

SHUT UP I HAVE LOVED THIS DUDE SINCE:

:(((

Dear body! I'm afraid I am going to have to let you go, this is not working out

2009-09-23T22:51:18Z

I'm getting a cold again! If I were an organized person I would make a diary of illness and dazzle everyone with the statistics. I am not an organized person. Instead I watched Lilo & Stitch for the first time and cried all the way through. I GET SUPER DUPER MEGA EMOTIONAL WHEN SICK, OKAY! ;___; BAWWWWWWWW OHANA MEANS FAMILY (I AM ACTUALLY IRL CRYING RIGHT NOW, FUCK THISSSSSSSSSSSSS WHY AM I SO RIDICULOUS)

I'm pretty sure my molecules are trying to mingle with the bed's molecules right now. Uh. Idk if I can make myself get up and brush my teeth. Yeah okay no. Not happening. Nnnnnnmmmmmmmgh beddddd. Euggggh I wish I had something to say in this post besides :(((( PITY MEEEE

halp halps pls?

2009-09-20T22:51:25Z

LIVEJOURNAL SHOULD I DYE MY HAIR BLACK OR RED. I can't decide! I feel like going for the red just because I've had black hair for like a year, which is a long time in hair time okay! I get easily bored /o\ On the other hand black looks grate on me, and does not clash hideously with any of my clothes. But red! Is red. Idk, it might make my prone-to-blushing skin go HELLO I'M BLUSHING NOW!!1! as opposed to the usual DOOT DOOT SUP BLUSHING.

YES, IT IS A DILEMMA. Guys, I don't want to be a social piranha!

Oh and also! My sister is a vegetarian now, and that's cool and everything but what do I cook for her. Vegetables are freaky and idk where to start, does anyone have and recipes to throw at my head? I would like to uphold my reputation of being awesome at sticking delicious things in people's mouths!

...that did not come out right. >:) OR DID IT.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ONNNNNNNN

2009-08-26T21:29:12Z

YOU GUYS. THERE IS A TWILIGHT DILDO. SERIOUSLY. WHAT.

Hay look, it's another post!

2009-08-23T21:27:02Z

Remember when I said (yesterday? right?) that it'd take me a while to finish those manips that I've been promising people? I lied! I'M SO CONTRARY. Here, have some manips!

A girl!Patrick for barnacling!

A Draco in a romper for cunningplan!

A girl!Rusty for stealstheashes!

A girl!Cappie for...everyone!

Also a bonus Frank in a romper that I totally forgot I made!

I DEMAND ATTENTION.

2009-08-05T23:35:27Z

HAI FLIST HAI. I feel like reading epic shit! Yet I have no more than three fic tabs open, all of which are old HP faves of mine that I could still remember the names of, but now that I am older and ~~wiser~~ ~~more of a lesbian~~ uh...something, they are turning out to be actualfax horrendously terrible :(

SO! You should all rec me shit! What are you guys reading? Is everyone experiencing ye olde Harry Potter renaissance? Has anyone found any good Greek fic GIVE IT HERE OH MY GOD GIVE IT. I bet it comes as a great surprise to everyone in the universe that il ♥Cappie♥ and that I would like to read all of the Cappie/Casey/Evan and Cappie/Evan and Cappie/Rebecca and Casey/Rebecca and Ashley/Rebecca and okay, yeah, basically all of the everything. \o/

HELLO HELLO HAI

2009-08-04T01:21:51Z

I have done absolutely nothing of value today! Except I did put a tiny dent in the quivering mountain of dirty dishes, I guess. And also I watched Mulan and cried because she is badass and that's awesome and also I am weird.

Anyways! The other day Helena and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about with Let The Right One In , and...uh. I still don't know what all the fuss is about? Like, I hate scary movies, because they scare me, but scary movies that don't scare me are so pointless I want to jump out from behind a curtain and yell J'accuse! at the screen. Let The Right One In was not scary! It was very slooooooooooow and everyone was Swedish, which means the dialogue was sparse and super undramatic and mostly consisted of people swearing casually and also going "..." a lot and BY THE WAY THE ENGLISH SUBTITLES WERE STUPID. :D? I was expecting a friggin masterpiece, okay!

I've been feeling weirdly nostalgic lately, and I then I found one of my VERY FAVORITE OH MY GOD movies of all time! It's called "Ronja Rövardotter" or "Ronja Robber's Daughter" AND IF YOU DO NOT WATCH AT LEAST THE BEGINNING OF THIS FILM YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DISOWNED OR SOMETHING >:( Seriously, there are ROBBERS RIDING AROUND SINGING. GUYS, HARMONIZING ROBBERS. LIKE ROBIN HOOD, ONLY THEY STEAL THINGS AND DON'T GIVE THEM TO POOR PEOPLE OR NOTHING, THEY JUST KEEP THEM AND SOMETIMES DRESS UP IN LADYCLOTHES AND ALSO THEY HAVE BEARDS AND I FEEL THAT I AM NOT PROPERLY SELLING THIS MOVIE TO YOU, SHIT.

OKAY LET'S TRY AGAIN. I am making it sound cracky! Which it isn't, really! It's about a badass girl who runs around being badass, and a bunch of nifty things happen, and really, this is such a huge and important part of my cultural fricking upbringing, okay! It's set in a forest that looks a lot like the forests I stumbled around in as a kid trying to find just one troll, just one! and it says a LOT about who I am as a person. It's a heartwarming tale about robbers who are more of a family than a bunch of badass dudes, it's a story about growing up and being independent, it's a story about a girl who doesn't give a shit about being feminine, who climbs mountains and pushes boundaries and faces dangers with a giant :D face and does what she believes in. If you're going to watch a Swedish movie, forget Let The Right One In, watch Ronja Rövardotter! Like, for culture? OKAY I WILL ADMIT THAT I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO SEE IT AND DISCUSS ITS AWESOMENESS WITH ME AND IDK, LOOK RIGHT INTO MY SOUL. It's got English subtitles?

As seems to be inevitable with translations, the subtitles make everything sound way more formal and clinical than it actually is, and WHO THE FUCK DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TRANSLATE THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS. It's MATTIS, not MATT, YOU DUMB FUCK.

NOW I AM GOING TO GO WATCH THAT SHIT, YOU BETTER BE PLANNING ON WATCHING THE FIRST TWO MINUTES OR I WILL BE SAD. :D?

O_O

2009-07-12T01:01:43Z

HELLO FLIIIIST! I may be getting a cold, if the five shirts and two blankets I had to drape myself in are any indication. I am being a crappy commenter again, sry! ♥?

Anyways, I made creepy creepy ~arts!

My eye plus a shitload of peacock! Lol peacock. MATURITY, TOTALLY MY THING!

This is my dad's creepy eye, plus a recycled dove. :D

In other news today was the third time in like two weeks that people have asked if Helena and I are twins. PEOPLE, WE ARE NOT EVEN SISTERS, OR ACTUALLY RELATED IN ANY WAY AT ALL. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SHORT DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE TWINS, YOU DOUCHEHATS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. TAKE A SHOWER I ELEPHANT PEE, WE DON'T EVEN LOOK THAT MUCH ALIKE. :D?

absenteye @ 2009-07-05T01:47:00

2009-07-05T01:13:38Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELENA OMG HAPPY BIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY!

ELENA, LIGHT OF MY FUCKING LIIIIIFE. CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OLDER! I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE SO OLD YOUR HAIR FALLS OFF AND YOU START YELLING ABOUT HOW I PUT CATS IN YOUR TEA, MOTHERFUCKER, AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE BLUEBERRY DEMONS HIDING ANYWAY? EVEN THEN, I WILL LOVE YOU!

Anyways, yeah. *clears throat* You were one of the first friends I got when I first tumbled into fandom like a little ball of tumbleweed, and since the day we first spoke I have been hobbling along, staring adorlingly at your ankles and muttering pledges of allegiance under my breath. You are, without a doubt, one of my closest friends in the world and I am so incredibly lucky to know you. I am the cheesiest motherfucker in the world, but you know I mean every word of that cheese! SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS SCHMOOP OR I'M GONNA START BAWLING, JEEZ! I LOVE YOU BEYOND WORDS.

Took comparison, made it plausible \o/

2009-06-28T03:17:54Z

This is probably the last I post about warnings, uh, hopefully. Because the allergies thing pissed me off in the way that it is neither true to my (lifelong) experience of allergies, nor is it true to my opinions about warnings and triggers. So, here's the comment by liviapenn:

I'm a person with food sensitivities. If I go to a potluck and everything isn't labeled with ingredient lists, what can I do? Ideally everyone would have labeled their food. But they didn't. Is it fair that the burden is on me to avoid eating things that might be perfectly fine, just because I *can't be sure?* No, it isn't. But the burden is still on me. That's just the way it *is.* And that being the case, if someone pointed out to me, "You know, here's a helpful way you could figure out what to eat-- why don't you track down the person who brought it, and ask them what they put in it? Or have a friend taste it first?" That person isn't even commenting on whether the food should or shouldn't have labels. She's pointing out that realistically, in the situation that we're in right now, there *are things* I can do to prevent myself from breaking out in hives. (liviapenn in zvi’s journal)

Man, whatever. I am also a person with food allergies. In fact, I have had several near-death experiences due to unlabeled or falsely labeled food. If I to go to a potluck then the situation is usually this: either the people participating know about my allergies and avoid that particular ingredient/label their food accordingly, or the people participating will ask the other participants whether anyone has food allergies. It doesn’t mean I don’t still have to ask if I suspect that something contains the things I'm allergic to, but it does mean that I don’t have to ask about every single thing.

There are several allergies that are very common, and that are explicitly warned for on most store bought foods (at least in the UK there are separate warnings about things like peanuts, milk, egg, etc.). If I don’t see a list of ingredients and don’t expect the product to contain the thing I’m allergic to, I will eat it, because I can’t go around being scared of getting an allergic reaction every time I eat something. Similarly, if I had to ask the cook every time I had a meal, I’d probably never eat anything that hadn’t been prepared by myself or someone who knows about my allergies. I’d be hugely limited in my choice of food, and I’d often go without. As a kid I often experienced that, because many people didn’t realize that you couldn’t cook things in butter when someone is allergic to milk, and restaurants didn’t have substitutes available. It sucked. I don’t want fandom to suck, and I don’t want anyone sitting at the table eating raisins instead of cake, just because there’s no list of ingredients. So I think fandom needs to be informed about triggers and the importance of warnings. Writing about noncon and not warning about it is like putting peanuts in a cake and not mentioning that it contains peanuts. It will most likely hurt someone. And I do think we all have a responsibility to not knowingly hurt each other. Be the change you wanna see, and all that jazz.

On Warnings and Dickwads

2009-06-22T03:19:30Z

Okay, this whole warnings wank is making me queasy. I am kind of appalled that people are even arguing about putting up warnings, what the actual fuck?! I don't see any good reason not to put up a simple warning to save people serious hurt when the readers have expressly stated that they were indeed triggered by the content of your fic. The idea that it is "spoilery" or ruins the artistic integrity of your fic is pretty stupid, because most authors have no problem revealing the pairing(s) in their header, which, let's face it, pretty much tells you more than a warning for dub-con does. Is the idea of shocking your readers with some surprise non-con really worth some of them reliving excruciating and traumatic experiences? And no, just because published novelists don't do it, that doesn't mean that you are not being a dickwad by ignoring the people asking you to help them avoid getting hurt.

The attitude that goes roughly "I'm not responsible for your emotional wellbeing, grow up and be stronger!" sickens me. It's offensive and disturbing, not to mention rude to most people who aren't in fact emotionally stunted. I can't even believe people are going around comparing squicks to triggering, it is so ignorant and insensitive I don't even know how these people don't implode with their own self-importance. Newsflash: not everything is about you, and please don't be a dick! I don't understand the idea that if you have a traumatic past you should get the fuck out of fandom until you're "over it" just because some people don't feel like putting up a warning, seriously, what the actual fuck? Fandom and fanfiction is a great thing, and a big part of its value lies in the fact that anyone can participate. That's what makes it wonderful, that's why I'm here. It's easily accessed entertainment that you can be a part of, and I get that writers might not want to think about serious issues, I do. This is your happy place, and you don't want to take it too seriously. But just, stay with me here, do the victims of sexual assault or violence not deserve the same thing? Do they not deserve to have fandom as their easy entertainment, devoid of seriousness and anguish? If they happen upon a fic that sounds like fun, don't they deserve to know in advance that their entertainment is going to turn into something else entirely for them? Just. Put up a fucking warning, seriously. Please. Let's all hold hands and not be shitheads together.

For anyone who is still unclear about what triggers really are and why you should really really really warn for things that are pretty common triggers, please read this post by impertinence. Warning: Very explicit discussion of sexual assault and the nature, anatomy, cause & effect of triggers. Is itself triggery.

See, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Genderswap & creepy dolls, doo de doo!

2009-06-18T01:02:13Z

Hey, it's been a while since I posted manips! FIXED THAT FOR YOU. ME. WHATEVER. HI! I AM BUSY MAKING PULSATING HEARTEYES AT harborshore'S BIG BANG BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, IT HAS LYN-Z BEING BADASS AND HOT AND IDK, I KIND OF WANT TO BANG IT. HAHA, BANG! /o\ I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY FINISHED READING IT YET, BUT I WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING WHEN IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FIC BABY OF AWESOME AND IT WAS UNDERAGE THEN, YOU CAN'T BANG UNDERAGE BIG BANGS! ♥__♥

ALSO ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ impertinence'S FUCKING ADORABLE MONSTERS INC. FIC IS A MORON. WHY U SO DUMB! IT IS AMAZING! I WANT TO LIVE IN PATRICK'S HAIRY ARMPIT! uh.

Here is Greta being badass and a little creepy:
:DDDD GREEEETAAAAA MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here is Pete and Patrick being married with boobs:

:DDDDD

Oh. I can't remember if I brushed my teeth? :( feels kinda like I did, but also kinda not? damn you garlic :(

absenteye @ 2009-05-25T23:58:00

2009-05-26T00:14:22Z

LJ, I don't think I've talked to you about this, but it really hurts my soul when Greta is paired with someone who is not Bob Morris (or Chris ;__;) because, uh, apparently I ship their creepy faces kind of a lot? WHERE IS ALL THE EPIC HIGH SCHOOL FIC, I ASK YOU. Where is all the Bob being creepy and Greta being creepier fic? Where is all of the creepy stalking & mix tapes fic? Creepers in love? I hate you no wait I love you fic? No? WELL I'M SORRY NO ONE IN THIS FANDOM HAS TASTE. >:(

Also recently I discovered how much I really wife mcr. PROTIP IT IS A FUCKING LOT. Helena said something about it being too bad that last time mcr were in London only like 40% of them were actually on stage due to alien kidnapping disguised as illness or something, and she thought they should have just canceled and come back later. I guess the appropriate response is not SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAINS OF THEIR SOULS. Really, self, really? /o\

Also! The new drummer in Placebo is hot like burning >:) om nom tattoos

(HOLY SHIT I JUST GOOGLED HIM AND HE'S JUST A FUCKING YEAR OLDER THAN ME. WHAT IS THIS SHIT! i miss the days of idolizing people 10 years older than me D:)

Don’t give the ghost up just clench your fist (you should have known by now you were on my list)

2009-05-01T01:31:08Z

1. This post is cleverly titled using the lyrics to the song 'My List' by The Killers, because, uh, this is a list! :D?

2. I have a fever (I think!).

3. Or at least a cold!

4. And my period showed up all O HAI YOU HAZ VAGINA ILU!

5. So back pains and vague nausea!

6. I don't love you back, period. (LIKE I DID, YESTER-DAAAAAY-HAAAAY-HAAAAY-O-HO)

7. But only 150 words left of my essay!

8. \o/

9. (Should I get a can of Coke?)

10. (Trick question! Already did.)

11. I am a very affectionate sick person. I keep making Helena hug me, and it's so awesome because she totally does it out of pity, so I get huggggggsssss. HAY FLIST GIMME HUGS AND SNUGGLES AND CUDDLES COME SQUISH ME AND FLOP ON TOP OF ME OR HOLD MY HAND OR TUCK YOUR CHIN OVER MY SHOULDER OR JUST COME HEEEEERE. *grabby hands*

absenteye @ 2009-04-26T12:54:00

2009-04-26T14:46:40Z

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA MY RADIATOR IS LEAKING AND I'M OUTTA ASTHMA MEDS AND OH MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. Whatever! Steampunk! Idk, logic is not my strong suit.

absenteye @ 2009-04-25T23:38:00

2009-04-25T22:51:48Z

HAY DOODS HELENA WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T LINK EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO THIS VIDEO IN WHICH DUDES ARE NAKED AND DANCE/HUMP EACH OTHER ON SWEDISH PRIME TIME WATCH-WITH-YOUR-KIDS TELEVISION. SO I AM DOING THAT. :D? FOR REALS THERE ARE GRANDPAS IN THE AUDIENCE GOING LIKE THIS :DDDDDDDDDDDD AND ALSO, THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN PERFORMED IN HIGH SCHOOL. YES. YES INDEED. WHO ELSE IS SURPRISED THAT I'M A PERVERT.

FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT, WATCH THAT SHIT IN HD FULLSCREEN WITH YOUR SPEAKERS PLUGGED THE FUCK IN.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Now with extra parental guidance! hurr hurr)

2009-04-21T00:03:11Z

Uh. Have a hugely accurate and scientifically produced computazoidimorhipication of Gerard and Lyn-z's babby? BECAUSE I HAVE GONE INSANE. DISCLAIMER: DON'T CLICK THE CUT.

Raven Ballato Way, motherfuckers! .../o\

Bronx Mowgli Wentz: The Hardest of Lives, Seriously! - A Snippet on Which Ye Shall Be Free to Expand

2009-04-19T00:59:22Z

“Cause I’m a place, a mountain
a sweet little dude
wont ever catch me in the nude
yea-aaahh-oo!”

Bronx pushed his choppy black (vintage, dad, totally vintage! It’s ironic!) emo bangs away from his thirteen year old forehead, glaring expectantly at his parents. His extremely lame parents who were holding hands and beaming like total loserfaces. “So, what’d you think?” he asked in his best Disaffected Voice of Casualness as he pulled at the strap of his lameass bartskull fender, lifting it over his head and placing it carefully in the stand to avoid uncle Patty choking his ass (again). Nobody ever believed him when he said Uncle Pat was old Chicago Mafia, dad said that was because Patrick only tried to kill the people he loved. Mom said it was because Patty-Pat wasn’t big on public displays of emotion. Bronx Mowgli Wentz’s parents were lunatics. His middle name was seriously Mowgli, what the actual fuck.

“Dude, that was awesome!” Pete yelled, bouncing up on his toes excitedly and then adding a fistpump on the way down like seriously the lamest human being ever. Ashlee grinned widely and ruffled Bronx’s hair. “Thank fuck you got my super singer genes!” she yelled, and Pete helpfully added “And my jeans!”. Bronx slapped his palms flat over his ears and padded towards the kitchen with his parents hanging off him in the clingiest family hug ever (not counting Raven Way’s family, because seriously Gerard was like made of tentacles, Raven could whine about it forever and after that time with the skirt and the play about feminism Bronx totally believed her) to go make a PB&J sandwich. Without using his hands. Because he was pretty sure his mom was mumbling something dirty in his dad’s ear, while they were still sandwiching him. Seriously, his life was the hardest of all possible lives, he was so sure.

A Very Blabbity Christmas, or: HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS VENGANZA GAVE ME LAMEASS GOOSEBUMPS

2009-04-18T22:45:23Z

Hay, so you know that book I was yelling about, the one with the dog balls and the incest? Uh. I changed my mind? It's actually pretty awesome! Like, once I got past the "rargh rargh why are they making me read books and write essays" phase, and I stopped being angry about being majorly spoiled on account of not having read it in time for class, it turned out to be pretty fucking spectacular! The imagery is amazing (APART FROM THE DOG BALLS! I still maintain that that's gross D: I am going to quote that part in the essay though, YOU CAN'T STOP ME) and the characters have this realness to them, they're flawed and they're beautiful, and I lovehatelove them, the chronology fuckery it's got going feels choppy and jumbled much like memories do to me, and hnnng did I mention the language? BECAUSE LANGUAGE. In conclusion I am a turdface and I'm wrong a lot!

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

This is my HALLO I WENT TO A CONCERT icon, only I keep forgetting to use it! Ooops. I really like the colors in it, and also omg old school panics *__* NGL, Ryan Rossy's lyrics (and makeup and girl face and Brendon's voice) were pretty much what got me into bandom! Well that, and Imp. :DDD I still love Panic, but my heart was eated by MCR. Oops.

I thought this icon was really cute! Sadly the only part that applies to my life is public transport :( FUCK YOU PUBLIC TRANSPORT

Hnnnnnnngh. Teenagers is one of my favorite songs evar! I'm one of those people that genuinely thinks it says something important about society's attitude to young people (ASK ME HOW IF YOU DARE :/) and also I believe Gerard Way and his Merry Band of Fierce Cupcakes were fashioned out of pure AWESOME OF MY HEART, IDEK. Also this icon is reaaaaaaally pretty and the colors make me feel tingly.

HAI LYN-Z HAI. This is from a photo I took at Reading Festival while I was bopping up and down trying to lick her legs with my eyes! GUYS THERE IS A UNICORN SQUID MY LITTLE PONY THING BEHIND HER, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW DO THINGS THIS AWESOME EXIST.

Alicia in zombie makeup! My love for her is totally creepy! I have approximately five million zillion gabillion pictures of her! SHE IS JUST SO GODDAMN HOT. My commentary is the most intelligent.

I never use this icon because I keep forgetting it exists! The problem with having 109 icons, I guess. It's an adorable icon, though! Sometimes, Ryan Rossy, sometimes I too want to hide in my scarf! Not when Brendon's dressed as Jasmine from Aladdin, though, idk what you are doing Ry! Oh, unless you're trying to avoid an inappropriate boner?

In other news I can't find my asthma meds so don't be surprised if I die a little? :(

OH AND HERE HAVE FIVE ZILLION VARIATIONS OF ASHLEE WITH SHORT HAIR!

I had a dream about being snuggle-sandwiched between them

2009-04-06T01:41:09Z

I suspect this is what inspired me!

How much do I wish I was a giant wrinkly dog named Piglet, right! ...um. RIGHT!

Or a disgruntled cat named Bunny, I'm not picky!

CHANGED MY MIND, I'M A FUCKING SNAKE, A SNAKE OKAY.

HOW ARE THEY SO HOTASS

MNNNNNNNNNNNH

GNNNNNNNNNNH

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH

Awwwwww

Y HALLO THAR, MISTER WENTZ

idk why, but this is one of my absolute favorite pictures of Alicia

Also this one! *__*

AND THIS ONE

THIS ONE ALSO

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOOKIT THEM, PICKING OUT THEIR MATCHING UGLY ADORABLE TATTOOS OF FOREVERLY LOVE DOOM

NIGHT! :D