1. This post is cleverly titled using the lyrics to the song 'My List' by The Killers, because, uh, this is a list! :D?
2. I have a fever (I think!).
3. Or at least a cold!
4. And my period showed up all O HAI YOU HAZ VAGINA ILU!
5. So back pains and vague nausea!
6. I don't love you back, period. (LIKE I DID, YESTER-DAAAAAY-HAAAAY-HAAAAY-O-HO)
7. But only 150 words left of my essay!
8. \o/
9. (Should I get a can of Coke?)
10. (Trick question! Already did.)
11. I am a very affectionate sick person. I keep making Helena hug me, and it's so awesome because she totally does it out of pity, so I get huggggggsssss. HAY FLIST GIMME HUGS AND SNUGGLES AND CUDDLES COME SQUISH ME AND FLOP ON TOP OF ME OR HOLD MY HAND OR TUCK YOUR CHIN OVER MY SHOULDER OR JUST COME HEEEEERE. *grabby hands*
2. I have a fever (I think!).
3. Or at least a cold!
4. And my period showed up all O HAI YOU HAZ VAGINA ILU!
5. So back pains and vague nausea!
6. I don't love you back, period. (LIKE I DID, YESTER-DAAAAAY-HAAAAY-HAAAAY-O-HO)
7. But only 150 words left of my essay!
8. \o/
9. (Should I get a can of Coke?)
10. (Trick question! Already did.)
11. I am a very affectionate sick person. I keep making Helena hug me, and it's so awesome because she totally does it out of pity, so I get huggggggsssss. HAY FLIST GIMME HUGS AND SNUGGLES AND CUDDLES COME SQUISH ME AND FLOP ON TOP OF ME OR HOLD MY HAND OR TUCK YOUR CHIN OVER MY SHOULDER OR JUST COME HEEEEERE. *grabby hands*

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YOU CAN BE THE PUPPY, I WILL BE THE CHICKEN~~~~~~~~~~~
JESUS CHRIST THAT IS ADORABLE *_____*