HELLO FLIIIIST! I may be getting a cold, if the five shirts and two blankets I had to drape myself in are any indication. I am being a crappy commenter again, sry! ♥?

Anyways, I made creepy creepy ~arts! ( Eyes, creepy creepy creepy eyes! WARNING FOR CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY EYES! O__O )

In other news today was the third time in like two weeks that people have asked if Helena and I are twins. PEOPLE, WE ARE NOT EVEN SISTERS, OR ACTUALLY RELATED IN ANY WAY AT ALL. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SHORT DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE TWINS, YOU DOUCHEHATS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. TAKE A SHOWER I ELEPHANT PEE, WE DON'T EVEN LOOK THAT MUCH ALIKE. :D?

This is probably the last I post about warnings, uh, hopefully. Because the allergies thing pissed me off in the way that it is neither true to my (lifelong) experience of allergies, nor is it true to my opinions about warnings and triggers. ( Warning for allergies and mentions of throwing up? )

Hey, it's been a while since I posted manips! FIXED THAT FOR YOU. ME. WHATEVER. HI! I AM BUSY MAKING PULSATING HEARTEYES AT harborshore'S BIG BANG BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, IT HAS LYN-Z BEING BADASS AND HOT AND IDK, I KIND OF WANT TO BANG IT. HAHA, BANG! /o\ I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY FINISHED READING IT YET, BUT I WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING WHEN IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FIC BABY OF AWESOME AND IT WAS UNDERAGE THEN, YOU CAN'T BANG UNDERAGE BIG BANGS! ♥__♥

ALSO ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ impertinence'S FUCKING ADORABLE MONSTERS INC. FIC IS A MORON. WHY U SO DUMB! IT IS AMAZING! I WANT TO LIVE IN PATRICK'S HAIRY ARMPIT! uh.

( anyways, manips, cliiiiiiicky! )
:DDDDD

Oh. I can't remember if I brushed my teeth? :( feels kinda like I did, but also kinda not? damn you garlic :(

LJ, I don't think I've talked to you about this, but it really hurts my soul when Greta is paired with someone who is not Bob Morris (or Chris ;__;) because, uh, apparently I ship their creepy faces kind of a lot? WHERE IS ALL THE EPIC HIGH SCHOOL FIC, I ASK YOU. Where is all the Bob being creepy and Greta being creepier fic? Where is all of the creepy stalking & mix tapes fic? Creepers in love? I hate you no wait I love you fic? No? WELL I'M SORRY NO ONE IN THIS FANDOM HAS TASTE. >:(

Also recently I discovered how much I really wife mcr. PROTIP IT IS A FUCKING LOT. Helena said something about it being too bad that last time mcr were in London only like 40% of them were actually on stage due to alien kidnapping disguised as illness or something, and she thought they should have just canceled and come back later. I guess the appropriate response is not SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAINS OF THEIR SOULS. Really, self, really? /o\


Also! The new drummer in Placebo is hot like burning >:) om nom tattoos


(HOLY SHIT I JUST GOOGLED HIM AND HE'S JUST A FUCKING YEAR OLDER THAN ME. WHAT IS THIS SHIT! i miss the days of idolizing people 10 years older than me D:)

1. This post is cleverly titled using the lyrics to the song 'My List' by The Killers, because, uh, this is a list! :D?

2. I have a fever (I think!).

3. Or at least a cold!

4. And my period showed up all O HAI YOU HAZ VAGINA ILU!

5. So back pains and vague nausea!

6. I don't love you back, period. (LIKE I DID, YESTER-DAAAAAY-HAAAAY-HAAAAY-O-HO)

7. But only 150 words left of my essay!

8. \o/

9. (Should I get a can of Coke?)

10. (Trick question! Already did.)

11. I am a very affectionate sick person. I keep making Helena hug me, and it's so awesome because she totally does it out of pity, so I get huggggggsssss. HAY FLIST GIMME HUGS AND SNUGGLES AND CUDDLES COME SQUISH ME AND FLOP ON TOP OF ME OR HOLD MY HAND OR TUCK YOUR CHIN OVER MY SHOULDER OR JUST COME HEEEEERE. *grabby hands*

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA MY RADIATOR IS LEAKING AND I'M OUTTA ASTHMA MEDS AND OH MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. Whatever! Steampunk! Idk, logic is not my strong suit.

( Steampunk and Absinthe, o-hoho! )

HAY DOODS HELENA WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T LINK EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO THIS VIDEO IN WHICH DUDES ARE NAKED AND DANCE/HUMP EACH OTHER ON SWEDISH PRIME TIME WATCH-WITH-YOUR-KIDS TELEVISION. SO I AM DOING THAT. :D? FOR REALS THERE ARE GRANDPAS IN THE AUDIENCE GOING LIKE THIS :DDDDDDDDDDDD AND ALSO, THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN PERFORMED IN HIGH SCHOOL. YES. YES INDEED. WHO ELSE IS SURPRISED THAT I'M A PERVERT.

FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT, WATCH THAT SHIT IN HD FULLSCREEN WITH YOUR SPEAKERS PLUGGED THE FUCK IN.

Uh. Have a hugely accurate and scientifically produced computazoidimorhipication of Gerard and Lyn-z's babby? BECAUSE I HAVE GONE INSANE. DISCLAIMER: DON'T CLICK THE CUT.

( IDEK, OKAY. )

“Cause I’m a place, a mountain
a sweet little dude
wont ever catch me in the nude
yea-aaahh-oo!”

Bronx pushed his choppy black (vintage, dad, totally vintage! It’s ironic!) emo bangs away from his thirteen year old forehead, glaring expectantly at his parents. His extremely lame parents who were holding hands and beaming like total loserfaces. “So, what’d you think?” he asked in his best Disaffected Voice of Casualness as he pulled at the strap of his lameass bartskull fender, lifting it over his head and placing it carefully in the stand to avoid uncle Patty choking his ass (again). Nobody ever believed him when he said Uncle Pat was old Chicago Mafia, dad said that was because Patrick only tried to kill the people he loved. Mom said it was because Patty-Pat wasn’t big on public displays of emotion. Bronx Mowgli Wentz’s parents were lunatics. His middle name was seriously Mowgli, what the actual fuck.

“Dude, that was awesome!” Pete yelled, bouncing up on his toes excitedly and then adding a fistpump on the way down like seriously the lamest human being ever. Ashlee grinned widely and ruffled Bronx’s hair. “Thank fuck you got my super singer genes!” she yelled, and Pete helpfully added “And my jeans!”. Bronx slapped his palms flat over his ears and padded towards the kitchen with his parents hanging off him in the clingiest family hug ever (not counting Raven Way’s family, because seriously Gerard was like made of tentacles, Raven could whine about it forever and after that time with the skirt and the play about feminism Bronx totally believed her) to go make a PB&J sandwich. Without using his hands. Because he was pretty sure his mom was mumbling something dirty in his dad’s ear, while they were still sandwiching him. Seriously, his life was the hardest of all possible lives, he was so sure.

( Blah blah books! )

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

( Six icons from harborshore! Onwards to the incoherent ramblings! )

In other news I can't find my asthma meds so don't be surprised if I die a little? :(

OH AND HERE HAVE FIVE ZILLION VARIATIONS OF ASHLEE WITH SHORT HAIR!
( PROCRASTINATING WHO'S PROCRASTINATING I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING NO SIR OKAY YES I AM )

I LOVE YOU.

How dare you imply that I'm procrastinating! I'm a goddamned artiste! Shut up.

( I CALL IT 'SHIP MY HAND', BECAUSE I AM THE FUCKING PUN-MASTER, HELL YEAH! )

ASHLEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLDING BABYBABYBABY AND TELLING YOUR HUSBAND HOW ADORABLE HE IS. I AM DYING. I CANNOT CONTAIN THE JOY IN MY HEART, IT'S GOING TO BEAM OUT OF MY BODY AND KNOCK OVER INNOCENT BYSTANDERS AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. FUCK TWITTER ;__;

(  IN OTHER NEWS MANIPS. Accidentally giant ones. )

HAY GUYS I GOT A TWITTER AND I'M ABSENTEYEHAI ON THERE OKAY GOTTA RUN IN FIVE MINUTES DUN LAUGH AT ME.

I thought it was kind of unfair that I kept making the dudes into ladies...ALSO I AM A FEMINIST AND NOT IN ANY WAY DRIVEN BY MY PELVIC AREA. Hey, there's no rule against multitasking, right!

( Don't hate me, Vicky-T! Don't report me to PETA, Greta! Uh. Wat? )

Hay people, I have absolutely nothing of substance to say today! Except for \o/ I am not sick anymore! Also for some reason I am yearning for good longfic but the internet fails at providing me with it, and I am supposed to be writing my dissertation but instead I keep having fic ideas. That I will never be writing, thankyouverymuch. Feel free to do that for me, okay! :D?

( So basically it's a National Treasure AU, only not. :D? )

( Creepy underage shenanigans! \o/ )