Hello livejournal! I forgot to say happy new year and shit! I trust two thousand and ten is going to be a lot less shitty than 09, or I will kick it in the liver and steal its ice cream and other terrible vicious things that it doesn't want to experience! :D?

I've been in a nice sleepy coma-like state since new year's eve (which I spent with my beffie, the lovely lovely harborshore, and her lovely lovely sister :DDD) and I've watched a truly shameful amount of romantic comedies and fluffy tv shows. \o/ I watched Dorian Grey and it was amaaaaazing, really creepy and well-made and, erm, supremely attractive. I may have watched this youtube vid of Ben Barnes kissing Ben Chaplin a billion trillion gazillion times, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME CREEPY OR ANYTHING RIGHT, HAHA. HAHA. HAAAAA. SHIT.

Also right now I am reading Graceling and so far it is fucking amazing. :DDDDDDDD

How are youuuuuuuuuuu? *chinhands*

I am leaving for London in about two hours, I'll be back on Thursday. Don't break the internet while I'm gone and idk, press pause if anything interesting happens! :D?

Sup, internets! I would like you all to know that I am now vaccinated against the flu of swines! and my arm hurts and my head hurts and also I have the most epic of all pms pains because my body is a WINNAR. Be happy that I'm not telling you about the metaphor I just thought up that was wildly incoherent, likened my body to my old moldy bra, and also held heated debates with itself.

I have no idea what I was actually going to talk about. Oh jesus my leg itches brb.

Otoh I did apply for 7 jobs today. whoo :|

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT THIS: ( WARNING FOR SPOILERS I GUESS? )

THANKS TO BRENDON URIE I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO RYAN GOSLING'S BAND. IT IS SURPRISINGLY GOOD? ///o\\\

SHUT UP I HAVE LOVED THIS DUDE SINCE:


:(((

I'm getting a cold again! If I were an organized person I would make a diary of illness and dazzle everyone with the statistics. I am not an organized person. Instead I watched Lilo & Stitch for the first time and cried all the way through. I GET SUPER DUPER MEGA EMOTIONAL WHEN SICK, OKAY! ;___; BAWWWWWWWW OHANA MEANS FAMILY (I AM ACTUALLY IRL CRYING RIGHT NOW, FUCK THISSSSSSSSSSSSS WHY AM I SO RIDICULOUS)

I'm pretty sure my molecules are trying to mingle with the bed's molecules right now. Uh. Idk if I can make myself get up and brush my teeth. Yeah okay no. Not happening. Nnnnnnmmmmmmmgh beddddd. Euggggh I wish I had something to say in this post besides :(((( PITY MEEEE

LIVEJOURNAL SHOULD I DYE MY HAIR BLACK OR RED. I can't decide! I feel like going for the red just because I've had black hair for like a year, which is a long time in hair time okay! I get easily bored /o\ On the other hand black looks grate on me, and does not clash hideously with any of my clothes. But red! Is red. Idk, it might make my prone-to-blushing skin go HELLO I'M BLUSHING NOW!!1! as opposed to the usual DOOT DOOT SUP BLUSHING.

YES, IT IS A DILEMMA. Guys, I don't want to be a social piranha!

Oh and also! My sister is a vegetarian now, and that's cool and everything but what do I cook for her. Vegetables are freaky and idk where to start, does anyone have and recipes to throw at my head? I would like to uphold my reputation of being awesome at sticking delicious things in people's mouths!

...that did not come out right. >:) OR DID IT.

YOU GUYS. THERE IS A TWILIGHT DILDO. SERIOUSLY. WHAT.

Remember when I said (yesterday? right?) that it'd take me a while to finish those manips that I've been promising people? I lied! I'M SO CONTRARY. ( Here, have some manips! )

HAI FLIST HAI. I feel like reading epic shit! Yet I have no more than three fic tabs open, all of which are old HP faves of mine that I could still remember the names of, but now that I am older and wiser more of a lesbian uh...something, they are turning out to be actualfax horrendously terrible :(

SO! You should all rec me shit! What are you guys reading? Is everyone experiencing ye olde Harry Potter renaissance? Has anyone found any good Greek fic GIVE IT HERE OH MY GOD GIVE IT. I bet it comes as a great surprise to everyone in the universe that il ♥Cappie♥ and that I would like to read all of the Cappie/Casey/Evan and Cappie/Evan and Cappie/Rebecca and Casey/Rebecca and Ashley/Rebecca and okay, yeah, basically all of the everything. \o/

I have done absolutely nothing of value today! Except I did put a tiny dent in the quivering mountain of dirty dishes, I guess. And also I watched Mulan and cried because she is badass and that's awesome and also I am weird.

Anyways! The other day Helena and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about with Let The Right One In ( and blah blah spoilers, kind of? )

I've been feeling weirdly nostalgic lately, and I then I found one of my VERY FAVORITE OH MY GOD movies of all time! It's called "Ronja Rövardotter" or "Ronja Robber's Daughter" AND IF YOU DO NOT WATCH AT LEAST THE BEGINNING OF THIS FILM YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DISOWNED OR SOMETHING >:( ( BLAH BLAH BLAH :D? :DDD? :D? )

HELLO FLIIIIST! I may be getting a cold, if the five shirts and two blankets I had to drape myself in are any indication. I am being a crappy commenter again, sry! ♥?

Anyways, I made creepy creepy ~arts! ( Eyes, creepy creepy creepy eyes! WARNING FOR CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY EYES! O__O )

In other news today was the third time in like two weeks that people have asked if Helena and I are twins. PEOPLE, WE ARE NOT EVEN SISTERS, OR ACTUALLY RELATED IN ANY WAY AT ALL. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SHORT DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE TWINS, YOU DOUCHEHATS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. TAKE A SHOWER I ELEPHANT PEE, WE DON'T EVEN LOOK THAT MUCH ALIKE. :D?

This is probably the last I post about warnings, uh, hopefully. Because the allergies thing pissed me off in the way that it is neither true to my (lifelong) experience of allergies, nor is it true to my opinions about warnings and triggers. ( Warning for allergies and mentions of throwing up? )

Hey, it's been a while since I posted manips! FIXED THAT FOR YOU. ME. WHATEVER. HI! I AM BUSY MAKING PULSATING HEARTEYES AT harborshore'S BIG BANG BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, IT HAS LYN-Z BEING BADASS AND HOT AND IDK, I KIND OF WANT TO BANG IT. HAHA, BANG! /o\ I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY FINISHED READING IT YET, BUT I WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING WHEN IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FIC BABY OF AWESOME AND IT WAS UNDERAGE THEN, YOU CAN'T BANG UNDERAGE BIG BANGS! ♥__♥

ALSO ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ impertinence'S FUCKING ADORABLE MONSTERS INC. FIC IS A MORON. WHY U SO DUMB! IT IS AMAZING! I WANT TO LIVE IN PATRICK'S HAIRY ARMPIT! uh.

( anyways, manips, cliiiiiiicky! )
:DDDDD

Oh. I can't remember if I brushed my teeth? :( feels kinda like I did, but also kinda not? damn you garlic :(

LJ, I don't think I've talked to you about this, but it really hurts my soul when Greta is paired with someone who is not Bob Morris (or Chris ;__;) because, uh, apparently I ship their creepy faces kind of a lot? WHERE IS ALL THE EPIC HIGH SCHOOL FIC, I ASK YOU. Where is all the Bob being creepy and Greta being creepier fic? Where is all of the creepy stalking & mix tapes fic? Creepers in love? I hate you no wait I love you fic? No? WELL I'M SORRY NO ONE IN THIS FANDOM HAS TASTE. >:(

Also recently I discovered how much I really wife mcr. PROTIP IT IS A FUCKING LOT. Helena said something about it being too bad that last time mcr were in London only like 40% of them were actually on stage due to alien kidnapping disguised as illness or something, and she thought they should have just canceled and come back later. I guess the appropriate response is not SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAINS OF THEIR SOULS. Really, self, really? /o\


Also! The new drummer in Placebo is hot like burning >:) om nom tattoos


(HOLY SHIT I JUST GOOGLED HIM AND HE'S JUST A FUCKING YEAR OLDER THAN ME. WHAT IS THIS SHIT! i miss the days of idolizing people 10 years older than me D:)